I’ve been slowly but surely working on the ceremony. I’ve figured out … a basic idea of the timeline. What? I said slowly. The words themselves will take a bit to conjure up … but here’s what I’ve got so far.
We walk our happy asses in.
Officiant (let’s refer to him here on out as Honorable Homie) does the welcome/greeting/wazzup bleyotches!
Something amazing and insightful or otherwise pertaining to us and the reason we’re all so gathered.
His insightfulness followed by my insightfulness.
Those circular thingies we put on our digits.
You gone done get wedinated!
Peacing out to the partaaayyy!
I think I’m on the right track.